Breast Augmentation Humor

Cosmetic breast shapes

 

Finally, something other than smiley faces… 🙂

 

I received this from a plastic surgeon friend who has a wonderful and original sense of humor. I do not know if it was his invention or where he came across it, but I think it is just the ticket for a late-August summer evening.

It actually appeals to my basic instinct as a plastic surgeon—the ability to look at things in a different way.

I hope you enjoy the different possibilities of breast shapes and appreciate how hard it is for a cosmetic plastic surgeon to have to learn all these symbols…

 

 

•  Perfect breasts                       (o) (o)

 

•  Fake silicone breasts           ( + ) ( + )

 

•  Perky breasts                          (*) (*)

 

•  Big nipple breasts                (@) (@)

 

•  A cups                                          o  o

 

•  D cups                                         { O } { O }

 

•  Wonder bra breasts                   (oYo)

 

•  Cold breasts                                   ( ^ ) ( ^ )

 

•  Lopsided breasts                           (o) (O)

 

•  Pierced Breasts                                (Q) (O)

 

• Hanging Tassels Breasts                 (p) (p)

 

•  Grandma’s Breasts                         o / o /

 

•  Against The Shower Door Breasts      ( ) ( )

 

•  Android Breasts                                     | o |  | o |

 

•  Martha Stewart’s Breasts                      ($) ($)

 

Hope you enjoyed all the best of the breast possibilities, and thank you to the originator. Please note that not all breast augmentation shapes can be surgically attained by all plastic surgeons.

Need more serious information on breast surgery? Find it here: https://abdulsguide.com/tavmd/breast_surgery.html

Morad Tavallali, M.D., FACS

Cosmetic Plastic Surgeon